Santa-Relativity

on March 15, 2014 in Uncategorized

Yes, Brain Relativity even works for Santa! It works like this. If you have been a good boy you end up at the top of Santa’s gift list. If you have been a good girl you end up at the top of Santa’s good list.

On the other hand, if you have been a bad girl or a bad boy, you end up at the very bottom of Santa’s list. The children that are only moderately behaved end up somewhere in the middle of Santa’s list.

Everyone knows that the better behaved you are the better the gifts you receive. That is a basic no-brainer! The farther down the list you are the worst gifts you get. Finally, at the very bottom of the list you get nothing at all. Brat!!!

Therefore, Santa’s brain must keep the list in relative order from the best to the worst children.

If this is the case, and it is, then it behaves like time relativity. Past being the worst behaved, all the way up to the future, being the best behaved. After all, Santa must pack the sleigh before delivering the toy’s in relative terms.

I wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a well behaved New Year!

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